LOVE POTION
Kerry Kulkens believes she has a “love Potion” which will abolish loneliness forever. You can dispel any thoughts of Kerry spooning a cauldron, but her potions, from ancient Irish recipes are proving to be a runaway success and that is no Irish joke. Anyone who has ever used the love potion has come back for extras boasts Kerry. Last year Kerry gave test samples to some of her clients and the results have even overwhelmed her. I had every confidence the potion would work but, in some cases, it worked a lot better than anticipated says Kerry “in fact I ended up with a lot of over satisfied customers.” A daub of Kerry’s “love potion” is said to bring about untold romantic encounters and in most cases, the choice is yours, whether you want to keep the relationship platonic or go further says Kerry. The ingredients of the recipes are as secret as those in col sanders, Kentucky fried chicken or coca cola and Kerry is confident her potions will be just as or even more successful.
No one is permitted to be present as the secret ingredients are being mixed or to witness the accompanying ceremony which incorporates the following spell.
Cool and calm Turn to fire Burn with love and red desire Silver moonlight Black of night All my love You shall requite.
Mrs H:
Unknowingly wore a dress to a fancy-dress party which has been sprinkled with love potion and attracted more attention from men in the one night than she had throughout her entire life.
Miss D:
Had been jilted for another girl. A daub of the potion and she not only got her boyfriend back, but several other offers too.
Mr K:
Was told by his girlfriend she had used the love potion on him. So impressed was he brought some himself and ended up with another girl.
Those are just a sample of the feedback Kerry says she received from her successful “market research’ and she claims there have been many more verbal testimonials including some from prominent politicians and business executives. Kerry describes the love potion as a “liquid form of animal magnetism” “the potion fused with one’s own body chemicals, gives off a scent which is odourless to one’s sense of smell, but effectively works on the nervous system, heightening one’s natural attractiveness, she says. Keeping abreast in modern times.
Kerry has also developed a love potion which works male to male and female to female.
Price: $39.95